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ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


BALANCE - Life is defined by death; and death by life. Therefore without life we can never die, but without death we can never live.


TAGS: balance life
Rating: 4.96/5

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ambslashrat - June 21, 2011, 8:20 pm
does that make me immortal because i have no life?


IN ALL THINGS -


TAGS: balance calendar easy death
Rating: 5/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
Phew... wow!
maoworks2 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
It Makes You Think 5L.


A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'




BALANCE -


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

..and better and better with each entry.


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

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redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"




MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


ALTERNATIVE FASHION -


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
so true, these days...


AVALANCHE DOG - Where is that stupid guy hiding?




SILENCE -


TAGS: avalanche shut up or neener dies
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I don't live in an area exposed to avalanches. 5 glaciers!
5150monkeylove - October 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is your first poster I added to my favs. 5 rescue dogs
flint - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
The whole thing gels, great stuff, 5l
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
very nice neener =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
Agreed this like many of your latest have been perfect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
Well done Neener.....you've really upped your game .5L


SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L


THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport


TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass v***** leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
O.M.G.


RIVALRIES - Let's Go Avalanche




A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


COLOSSAL FAIL - For the moments where "Epic" is an understatement.


TAGS: alan
Rating: 2.67/5

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RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.




EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


Poverty -


TAGS: funny poor money middelburg mpumalanga
Rating: 4.44/5


AVALANCHE - That'll teach you to yell at snow!




LEW ZEALAND - Master Of The Boomerang Fish


TAGS: lew zealand muppets
Rating: 2.07/5

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Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 1:46 am
Quite sad really...this pic had so much potential


BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"


TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.


BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE - Is the balance between Order & Chaos When the scales tip too far in favour of one, they inevitably tip in favour of the other Thus restoring balance


TAGS: balance universe
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Aha! The purpose of the riots was to overcome boredom! ;-)


STARTS TO SHIMMY OVER FORTY ONE -




ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)




CHRISTCHURCH -


TAGS: christchurch earthquake new zealand pzy
Rating: 3.96/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:47 pm
5L, it is funny. I even give 5L's to the posters that put my gender down, cuz I am an artist and a writer.. free speech. My husband fights for it, censorship...I will pass
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
you f***s are so melodramatic. That was only a PUN! For pete's sake... grow a funny bone! What's the whole f***ing deal with being politically correct!!! f*** YOU!
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:26 pm
It's always funny.
kimbob - February 25, 2011, 12:35 am
this isn't even funny, i know alot of people down there and i have been there alot. it isn't funny now and it wasn't funny for haiti so f*** you ****.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:56 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:53 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
I think he meant that it's BS that it was funny when it happened in Haiti....his wording and punctuation are a bit wonky.
rerun - February 24, 2011, 8:30 pm

so, Haitians deserve to die & be made fun of but this country is off limits? What am I missing here?
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
I'm grey area, defined. And I appreciate anyone else who understands it... even if they aren't the same.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
Thanks Agg.., I feel the love.., hahahaha..., at the end of the day its like a poster I just posted about 'freedom of speech'.., we all have that right at least.......
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 6:10 pm
A virtual punch to the face?!?! You will be god if you can make that happen.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
I respect hootizz... but remain steadfast in my "lighten up" campaign... and stick by my proclamation of Face-love... even if M has confused me more than steph1's gender. This... is... motifake!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:50 pm
ahhh i see what you are talking aboot mr m. Pretty cool.... i think.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
I love me some Faceplant. Take it however you want.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
Hmmmmmm, ban Mr M???? this could be interesting.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:35 pm
Face is da man.
culos - February 24, 2011, 4:22 pm
@face: Now you've got all of us trembling and shaking!
TheTrashHeap - February 24, 2011, 3:51 pm
"Shine Box"!! Classic!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 3:18 pm
And with agg's last comment i close the door on this discussion. Next one to b**** about this or anything else on this poster will get smashed in the face with my ban bat!
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:44 pm
Now, go get your f***ing shine box.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:42 pm
The situation/tragedy is being handled in the light of a human coping mechanism. If you think that anyone here likes human loss, then you're the fool. Perhaps you prefer to harbor hate or hurt... the rest learn to cope. Levity doesn't change the humanity.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:39 pm
I recognize that many have taboo limitations. But, if you can laugh at one tragedy, make surte you can laugh at all. Again... it's not personal. It's a coping mechanism and healing process... the best that God ever created. Disrespect is a label.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:37 pm
Absolutely.
kryshna - February 24, 2011, 2:26 pm
So, if we can laugh about x-church and Haiti, then I guess it is also OK to joke about 9/11, right?
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:57 pm
This is a current topic... this poster has been done in a very tasteful manner.
showmeone - February 24, 2011, 8:00 am
sometimes only humor ...makes us get thru it...RELAX
kiwi11 - February 24, 2011, 5:34 am
You're a complete @rse. I'm from Christchurch and have lost family and friends. Have some respect and a little compassion.
Nagard - February 24, 2011, 5:08 am
I have to agree with agdaniele and culos. And in the end this was still motiFAKE when I last typed in the URL.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:51 am
Yeah I hear where you are coming from.., but when you see Urban Search & Rescue teams from all over the world rushing to seen to help out, and when they interview them on TV they have tears in their eyes, suddenly all the humor seems to disappear...
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:48 am
We all feel the pain, we all sympathize, but it never hurts to take the sting out of things with a bit of humor, even when the smiles are sad ones. If feel our resident Psycho has done well, it would have been a lot easier to go overboard.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:39 am
Everyone has different levels of humor, and everyone handles tragedy differently. I know Pzy well enough to a**ure you he's not mocking the dead personally. Simply finding the humor in a tragic event.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:23 am
B...S..T it was funny when it happened to Haiti.., man there are some things you just don't touch.., especially when blood is still gushing from the wounds... As I said, its a very raw nerve....
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 1:56 am
5L for trying to find humor in the irony of everything. It's funny when it was Haiti, but when it hits home, all of a sudden, it's serious and taboo.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 1:12 am
Not funny man..., not even the slightest bit Fu...en funny..!! Sorry mate but you have directly hit a raw nerve.., there are 98 confirmed dead and 226 missing and those totals are expected to rise.., I hope no one you know is one of them...


AVALANCHE - I have the feeling someone is following me




VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs


TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm
MDMA?


FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!


TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!


FRIENDSHIP -




Wonder Dawg -


TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L


DRUGS! - Just Say No!


TAGS: mpumalanga middelburg africa kuier afrikaans
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 11:33 am
5-Lions for this. Why not post some more of these?


TASTY FINGERS -


TAGS: calander chefs celebrity iron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greeny - August 26, 2011, 6:30 am
Allez cui5ine!
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 3:34 am
Motifake Chef, where 'Today's mystery ingredient' is ALWAYS Timmay
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:25 am
How did you know Morimoto was my favorite? 5 extra helpings!


Delicate Balance -




IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: dedicated to alan greenspan the dane cook of the federal reserve
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am
Oh, and another 5 for Sean.
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am
Oh yes I can. And quite often am.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:39 pm
aka: married. 5L


BALANCE OF JUSTICE - Graphic Description




Hans Zimmer -


TAGS: music john williams danny elfman alan silvestri superman
Rating: 3.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 11:27 pm
I'm just saying it's despicable using a foghorn as the main and only instrument in a music soundtrack. Seriously, what the hell is that about?!? It could be argued that this is "his style", but what he makes still isn't music.


BALANCE -




BALANCE - in all things.




THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?


TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


RESPECTIVELY -




...TO THE QUESTION - no one asked


TAGS: alan iverson basketball nba
Rating: 2/5

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HGCaboose - January 2, 2009, 10:54 pm
lmao


WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.


TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

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Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.


DENTAL WORK - Because Avs Fans Can Tell When You're Hiding Something.




you know it hailed alot -


TAGS: hail dog middelburg funny mpumalanga
Rating: 4.8/5


SHEEP -




comfort -


TAGS: funny dog middelburg mpumalanga honde
Rating: 4.43/5
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:16 am
good'n here


LISBETH SALANDER -




chop on...chop off -


TAGS: braai funny middelburg mpumalanga chop
Rating: 3.25/5


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